Happy Ass Farm in Fort Scott: 1-Room Farm Stay with Tennis Court, Massage Services, and Airport Shuttle
Outdoor Recreation
Happy Ass Farm in Fort Scott has a tennis court, a garden, and a sun terrace. Guests can use tennis equipment, a golf course, fishing, horse riding, cycling, and hiking, and bike tours and walking tours are available. The property also has an outdoor fireplace, a picnic area, and sun loungers or beach chairs.
Wellness and Massage
Happy Ass Farm offers back massage, couples massage, foot massage, full body massage, hand massage, head massage, and neck massage. Guests can use the chapel/shrine. Daily housekeeping is provided.
Rooms and Accommodations
Happy Ass Farm has family rooms, non-smoking rooms, and soundproof rooms. Each room includes a private bathroom, a balcony with garden or lake views, and a private entrance. Streaming services and a computer are available.
Dining and Entertainment
Happy Ass Farm offers a shared kitchen, BBQ facilities, and grocery deliveries. Special diet menus are available. Evening entertainment, movie nights, happy hour, pub crawls, and tour or class about local culture are offered.
Services and Location
Happy Ass Farm has a 24-hour front desk, concierge service, express check-in/check-out, luggage storage, and a tour desk. The airport shuttle provides airport drop off and airport pick up, and public transport tickets are available. Pets are accepted, pet bowls are provided, and the hotel is 5 km from Fort Scott National Historic Site, 38 km from Osage Prairie RV Park, and 85 km from Joplin Regional Airport.
Highlights
Location: 5 km from Fort Scott National Historic Site
Rooms: 1-room family homestay with private balcony